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[Thanks Joseph Stefula]
Welcome to America Goes To War. We focus on news
about the war on terror and other important strategic matters.
0230 GMT March 31, 2009
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Lahore, Pakistan Police Academy
Attacked killing six police personnel including cadets. Three of
the 10-12 attackers blew themselves rather than surrender when
trapped. 4-5 attackers were captured after an 8-hour firefight which
left 100+ security forces wounded.
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There are no good figures available
either on government casualties or the attackers. One policeman told
media he personally had helped load 32 killed on to ambulances.
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Asia Times Online gives 70 killed and
the number of attackers at 20.
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/South_Asia/KC31Df02.html
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Longwarjournal.com says an "obscure"
Taliban group based in South Waziristan has claimed responsibility,
saying it staged the attack in retaliation for the Pakistan security
forces presence in its region.
http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2009/03/waziristanbased_terr.php
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US Aegis Warships Sail From ROK Two warships left ports in ROK for the sea of Japan, to join two
JSDF Aegis destroyers deployed on anticipation of the DPRK satellite
launch.
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Read this article that explains Japanese
capabilities and limitations in shooting down a DPRK missile.http://www.asahi.com/english/Herald-asahi/TKY200903300055.html
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Wall Street Journal cites a Japanese
newspaper as saying a group of 15 Iranians has arrived in DPRK for
the launch.http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123843944684370587.html
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Fit for Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Read this story about a Japanese shipyard worker who survived
Hiroshima, only to be ordered to report to a shipyard in Nagasaki -
where he survived the second atom-bomb attack.
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http://timesonline.typepad.com/times_tokyo_weblog/2009/03/the-luckiest-or.html
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Hijacking Ships For Dummies Rule
24: do not attempt to hijack a warship, even if it is only an
auxiliary. That's what Sudan pirates did when they moved on a German
Navy supply ship supporting the international anti-piracy task
force. The auxiliary turned on the pirates and pursued them, aided
by a frigate, a helicopter, and a patrol aircraft. Seven pirates
were captured.
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Once you know that the pirates get
hopped to the gills before doing a raid, you can see how they might
have though the supply ship was a defenseless civilian cargo vessel.
0230 GMT March 30, 2009
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US says it will do nothing regarding
DPRK missile launch unless the missile is heading for Hawaii.
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We admit to complete bafflement at the
US so clearly showing its hand before the launch. Surely the idea is
to keep DPRK on edge just the same as DPRK is keeping everyone else
on edge.
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The only explanation that comes to mind
is US-Japan are playing good-cop/bad-cop, because Japan has
unequivocally indicated by word and military deployment it is ready
to shoot down the missile at its discretion.
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We hate these complex explanations,
though, because if you approach this stuff from a pure intelligence
analysis perspective, which you should, you don't make unwarranted
assumptions. This good-cop-/bad-cop explanation is unwarranted in
that we are assuming the US is being coldly rational, and there is
no reason to make that assumption.
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Northern Ireland police back to flak
jackets and rifles in some areas following the killing of two
British soldiers and two civilians, plus policeman in another
incident. Working very quickly, the police have arrested a leading
IRA splinter faction person for the soldier murders.
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This model of civic rectitude has
apparently said that the killing of the soldiers was an act of war.
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If you know the Irish, you know they are
quite "southern" in their habit of letting their mouths run way
ahead of reason or logic, and that's what makes the Irish so genuine
and likable - they'll say the first thing on their minds.
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But we wonder if this gentleman fully
understands what he has said. If killing the soldiers and the
civilians that were "collaborating" by delivering the soldiers pizza
is an act of war, then the gentleman should not complain if he is
taken to the woods and quietly shot. In war this is perfectly
legitimate as he is not part of a uniformed group, and his people
committed the killings using civilians as cover.
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Mexico's drug war The Mexican and
US governments say the increasing violence in the drug war proves
the cartels are losing and have grown desperate.
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We'd like readers to take a look at this
from the New York Times and then tell us if they think the two
governments are right.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/30/world/americas/30mexico.html?_r=1&ref=world
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We were struck by two figures in the
article. One, 100,000 Mexican Army soldiers have joined the narco
militias over the last seven years. Two, in a single arms cache
find, albeit the largest yet, Mexican authorities seized 540 rifles
and half-a-million rounds of ammunition.
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We are not taking a position on the
legitimacy of the drug war. It is for the democratically elected
governments of both nations to decide the hows, whens, wheres of
dealing with the problem. But when we are being given the above
figures on the one hand, and being told on the other that the narcos
are losing, we have to wonder who are the desperate ones, the narcos
or the governments.
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New NATO supply route through
Dushanbe in Tajikistan Non-lethal supplies for NATO have
begun arriving in Kunduz, Afghanistan from Dushanbe, Tajikistan. The
US built a bridge across the Panj River to create this new route.
The Tajiks have agreed to permit 250 trucks a day - 5000-tons of
supplies - via this route. That's just a bit less than cross the
Khyber every day.
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Read
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/30/afghanistan-tajikistan-obama-pakistan
for more details.
0230 GMT March 29, 2009
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Russian Navy Submarine Programs to
2017 include
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Six cruise missile boats of the
Severodvinsk class (Project 855, Graney) ; first boat in 2011, five
more by 2017; the first uses the hull of a boat initially started in
1991.
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Five Project 955 Borey SSBN with the
Bulava missile
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Two Project 885 Yasen nuclear-powered
multipurpose submarines
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Six Project 677 Lada diesel-electric
submarines
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Pakistan-Afghanistan Longwarjournal.org reports insurgents have shut down the
Peshawar-Kabul road for the seventh time since September 2008 by
taking out a bridge. Taliban also rocketed a Peshawar truck
terminal, destroying 12 trucks. Government wants the Peshawar
terminals shifted to the Punjab; the state government declines the
honor. In our opinion it is right to do so, as this will simply
spread the insurgency into the Punjab faster than it might otherwise
happen. NATO trucks are unlikely to be safer in the Punjab.
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Signs of improvement in Zimbabwe Paying state workers, mainly bureaucrats, teachers and soldiers, in
US dollars has given inflation a serious knock on the head, and
shops are now well stocked. The problem is, of course, that
relatively few are paid in dollars, and donors have to be persuaded
to keep giving the money.
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But still, public services and schools
are showing signs of revival.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/zimbabwe-is-the-basket-case-finally-on-the-mend-1656662.html
says that political intimidation is down.
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The new prime minister, Mr. Morgan
Tsvangirai has taken a firm stand against the new wave of farm
encroachments launched by the discredited but still power President,
Mr. Robert "The Crocodile" Mugabe and said encroachers will be
arrested. The problem here, of course, is that Mr. Mugabe still
controls the police and the army.
0230 GMT March 28, 2009
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Just another day in Afghanistan
The article below is useful because it describes a typical day in
Afghanistan, this time for a platoon of the 10th Mountain Division
new to the area and setting up to assert itself.
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http://www.atimes.com/atimes/South_Asia/KC27Df01.htm
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The article has a minor patronizing tone
which is programmed into the typical Brit before s/he is born. We
are unsure, for example, why the Brit mediaperson chooses to
call the platoon "motley". Is he referring to the soldiers not
presenting a uniform racial face as is the case with the British
Army? If so, he has to understand America is not Britain. Is he
calling the platoon motley because its men are from different
backgrounds? Well, isn't the same true of the British Army. Is he
referring to the less than stellar personal histories of some of the
troops? Well, isn't the same thing true of the Brits? More to the
point, perhaps he needs to appreciate that men with less than the
best backgrounds make very good soldiers if they are properly
trained and controlled, for the simple reason they know their
violence and they know how to survive.
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The Editor's father, who was no fan of
the US Army for many reasons, in the 1960s would caution other
foreigners who thought Americans were too soft to make good
soldiers. He'd say the bulk of the American infantry was drafted
from the urban ghettos or from rural areas where most males learned
to hunt and kill before they reached puberty. Such men, he would
say, were very tough and shouldn't be underestimated.
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But that said, the article is a fair and
informative account of life on the ground.
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Israel tests "Iron Dome" defense
against rockets and mortar rounds. A video of the system at
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost/Page/VideoPlayer&cid=1194419829128&videoId=1237727560480
shows the business of the system is a high rate of fire mobile
cannon. We presume it's a Gatling type but couldn't make out for
certain.
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The Sudan arms convoy attack: who was
responsible? Someone took out a 17-truck arms convoy destined
for Palestine as it transported Iranian weapons through Sudan. US
says Israel did it. Israel says nothing. 39 of the 40 men with the
convoy were killed.
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Problemo: We're told US C-130
gunships did the deed, not the Israeli Air Force. We were a bit
surprised to see Debka.com suggest the same thing.
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Meanwhile,
http://www.weaselzippers.net
quotes Israel's Channel 10 as saying the Israeli Air Force has sunk
two Iranian arms ships this year.
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Japan readies Patriots and 2 Aegis
warships to shoot down any "debris" from the expected
launch of the DPRK "satellite". (Think Austin Powers.)
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The missile is expected to over fly two
Japanese prefectures. The destroyers are in the Sea of Japan, and
the Patriot PAC3s are being deployed at 5 locations including three
in Tokyo
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We're quite tickled at this Japanese
alibi. Dashed ingenious: if the launcher flies over Japan, the JSDF
can shoot it down and say it was aiming at "debris" that threatened
to come down over Japan.
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Details in Japan's Asahi Shimbun
http://www.asahi.com/english/Herald-asahi/TKY200903280071.html
0230 GMT March 27, 2009
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Pakistan, Afghan Taliban Preparing
Joint Front to battle US mini-surge in Southern Afghanistan. You
can read about it in the New York Times - no point is us going over
old stuff.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/27/world/asia/27taliban.html?_r=1&ref=world
The article on Pakistan Government support to the Taliban can be
found at
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/26/world/asia/26tribal.html?ref=asia
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Kashmir Turns out both the
Indians and the terrorists are correct in their respective accounts
of the recent encounter, which saw 8 Indian soldiers and 17
terrorists killed. The Army had advance intelligence of the movement
of a group of 25 infiltrators, and was prepared to meet them. But in
the first encounter, when an Indian group penetrated thick forest it
was ambushed by the terrorists, costing four Indian dead. Thereafter
the Army eliminated the infiltrators.
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Indian sources say there are only 400
militants left in Indian Kashmir. The Pakistanis are, therefore,
focusing on infiltrating men from their side of the border. We've
noted that the Indian army is much better prepared for this new
round of fighting than was the case even two years ago.
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Afghanistan UK MOD says 42nd
Commando killed 130 Taliban and wounded 200+ in a fight that cost
the Brits just two wounded.
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Great case of winning the battle but
losing the war because, of course, the Brits are in no position to
hold ground. So the Taliban will come back.
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Congratulations, Mr. Obama for
having the courage to publicly accept that America also bears
responsibility for the Mexico-US drug trade and cross border
violence. Drugs flow north and guns and money flow south. The
situation is very complicated, what with American demand for drugs
and Mexicans determined to supply for that demand. The entire
Mexico-US drug wars thing is under very sharp review in Washington,
we'd rather wait to see in better detail what will be done than to
generalize now, but its a good start that America openly
acknowledges its role in this deadly business.
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Meanwhile, we are told that more than
one US state is quietly trying to bring up for eventual public
acceptance that marijuana should be legalized - and heavily taxed.
Nothing the US has been able to achieve in the last 40 years has led
to a reduction in the traffic, and why should the profit go to
criminals.
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Normally the idea of legalization would
be a No Fly, but the prospect of red ink budgets for at least the
next 10 years has encouraged people to be creative.
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Neither Orbat.com nor the Editor have
any position on legalization because we fully understand the
arguments of both the pro and the con.
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From $2.50/month to $250/month for an
anti-allergy drug Editor is a walking advertisement for the US
pharmaceutical industry, i.e., the state-sanctioned drug peddlers.
His immune system was compromised from birth due to a series of
illnesses, and he has limited resistance to every kind of allergy
you can think of. For years he has been taking Deconamine, which
controls allergies well enough he is sick "only" for 90 days a
year compared to 180 days a year before his HMO prescribed this
drug. Sick means sick: fever, exhaustion, non-stop asthma attacks,
unable to see straight or think straight. (But, you will say, Editor
never thinks straight anyway on any day - okay, we can talk about
this later: allow him to relate this sad story.)
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So when he put in for his refill, for
which his HMO charges him $5/2-months as copay, he got a mysterious
message from one of the senior pharmacists at the HMO to call her.
She wouldn't say for what specifically, and when you spend all your
time being sick or recovering from being sick, you get a bit
paranoid. Nothing major, just the usual "OMG I'm gonna die she's
gonna say they've found this drug, in interaction with the other 10
or so I take, causes death on the first day after 10-years of taking
Deconamine."
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Not helped by said doctor having a low,
warm, sympathetic voice of the sort you associate with being
told: "Mr. Ravi, but you are shortly going to be dead, sorry about
that."
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Well after 3 days of trying Editor
finally got through to the pharmacist doctor. To be told that the
drug was now available over the counter, so the HMO would not cover
it anymore. Try your local pharmacy, she suggested, for the OTC
version.
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So Editor did, and guess what: OTC the
drug costs $545/2 months.
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So obviously Editor is not going to buy
this medicine, no one except Wall Street fraudsters has that kind of
money to spend on a single medicine. So what happens now, Editor has
no clue, which is worse than it sounds as he has no clue about much
even on the best.
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So, when you're about to die they say
your life passes before your eyes. In Editor's case, for an entire
sleepless night till he found out he was going to live, but may as
well not bother as he - and presumably 250-million others - cant
afford this particular medicine any more, his life did not pass
before his eyes. What passed through his mind was 11,035 retorts
that he never got to make to Mrs. Rikhye,
because he thinks of his best retorts way after the event. Some of
the planned retorts were really sophisticated, such as: "Yeah? Well
I think you are ten times as stupid and ugly as you
think I am."
0230 GMT March 26, 2009
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DPRK Prepares Missile For Launch The missile has been moved to its launch pad in preparation for what
DPRK says will be a satellite launch early next month. Twp reasons
why people are not impressed by DPRK's explanation of peaceful
purposes. In 1998 it faked a satellite launch to test its missile;
and whatever the intent, a missile capable of carrying a satellite
to orbit can also be used as an ICBM.
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ROK has already said if the launch
proceeds, there will be consequences, without specifying what these
might be. Japan has said if the missile heads its way, Japan will
have to consider shooting it down.
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US says that indications so far are it
will be a satellite launch, but no one will really know until the
launch trajectory becomes evident, as trajectories for a weapons
launch putting a satellite in orbit are different.
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Lakshar-e-Taiba Claims Indian Army
Ambush saying it lost 10 fighters in exchange for 25+ Indians
killed. It threatens more attacks. This is the same outfight that
did the Bombay attack.
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Indian Army says it attacked the
insurgent party based on information received, and that it lost 8
soldiers in exchange for 16 insurgents killed.
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By claiming this attack and threatening
others, Lakshar is busy torpedoing American efforts to stop India
from retaliating against Pakistan. The Indians obviously never
bought the American theory that Washington would see that justice
was done in the Bombay case and that the Pakistan government would,
under US pressure, rein in anti-Indian militant groups.
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The Indians have their own way of
handling people like the US, and they held their hand after Bombay,
letting the US take as long as it needed to control Pakistan,
despite knowing full well the US could do belch-all about Pakistani
terrorists.
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What the Indians will now do is to miss
no opportunity to "subtly" point out to the US that Washington has
not been able to deliver. The process has already begun with the
Indian Army chief publicly saying 40-50 terrorist training camps are
active in Pakistan.
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While India is "giving the bamboo" to
the Americans, to use a favorite and quite inelegant Indian phrase,
we can be sure that with the snows melting in the high mountains,
Lakshar and other anti-India terrorist groups will become more
active. It's clear to the Indians, though it may not be to all
Americans, that with President Musharraf gone, the Pakistan civil
government has absolutely zero control of the military.
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Even President Musharraf was making only
a show of reigning in anti-India groups, but at least he was
pretending. The Pakistan military this time will not even pretend,
and every time the Pakistan President and Prime Minister, whoever
they may be in a few months, will cringingly appeal to the Pakistan
Army to stop the terror groups, the Pakistan Army will tell the
civilians they are traitors to Pakistan, and best they get their
nose out of the Army's business before the Army chops off the
offending nose.
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When the Indians have given the US a
second or even a third chance to stop the insurgents, the Indians
will pat the Americans on the back, and say with deep sighs: "You
are such true friends. You have tried so hard for us. It is not your
fault that the perfidious Pakistanis have taken advantage of you.
Now, why don't you sit back and let us handle the matter."
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And where will be the US leverage to
stop India from attacking Pakistan? Down the same latrine which we
talked about yesterday as the natural home of "Overseas Contingency
Operations."
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Now, we don't want to be like other
blogs and crow to our readers "as forecast in Orbat.com", but both
Mandeep Bajwa and your editor warned readers in the winter that a
new Pakistan offensive against Kashmir is in the works.
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What you see is the first skirmish, the
first shots of the new offensive.
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And when the Indian reaction comes, its
going to blow the lid off the pathetic, stupid, mindless "balance"
between Pakistan and India that the US has tried to foist on South
Asia.
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We will discuss tomorrow an article that
has the Americans clearly on record as saying Pakistan is still very
much supporting Afghanistan/Pakistan Taliban in Afghanistan. That
the Americans have come right out and said that after years of being
"diplomatic", means that the balance between those Americans who
have been calling it as it is, and those who keep pretending that
Pakistan can be bribed, wheedled, or threatened out of supporting
Islamist fighters in Afghanistan, is shifting. The head in sand
school is losing.
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You can count on the Pakistani fighters
to also clearly drive the point home to the US this summer: we are
your enemies, and we will kill you. Watch for the start of the
Taliban counteroffensive, currently under preparation, designed to
defeat the mini-surge.
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Interesting times. Maybe Orbat.com will
actually have some real news of interest to give our readers this
spring and summer.
0230 GMT March 25, 2009
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News Flash: Latest Klasse Klowne
Awarde Won By US Pentagon The Global War On Terror is over,
according to the US Pentagon, reports
www.rantburg.com We are now to
call former GWOT - ahem - "Overseas Contingency Operations".
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Editor's Memo to Self Remember to
send email to Pentagon pointing out that a latrine still smells like
a latrine even if you change the name to "Individual Personalized
Comfort Station". GWOT was former President Bush's phrase, and at
least it called it as he saw it is: a global war on terrorism.
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If President Obama's team sees the GWOT
as something offhanded as "Overseas Contingency Operations", it
tells us more about his team than it does about reality. Closing in
on Year 8: some "contingency" (think Austin Powers).
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Should we expect the Prez's team to
start referring to World War 2 as a "Short Overseas Contingency" and
the US Civil War as and "Temporary Internal Security Contingency"?
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Oh, wait: no one will rename WW 2 and
the Civil War: US actually won those, didn't we? The US
always win wars, we never lose wars. We're losing the GWOT, so by
definition it cannot be a war. It has to be a "contingency".
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Note to Readers The KKA is not
lightly awarded. The recipient has to do something extraordinarily
stupid, like flushing himself down the drain in an Individual
Personalized Comfort Station after mistaking the IPCS for a shower.
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Israel The Labor Party led by
defense minister Ehud Barak has joined Prime Minister Netanyahu's
coalition, giving the Prime Minister 66 seats in the 120 seat
Knesset. The search for additional allies continues.
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The nice thing about Israeli politics is
that us Indians need not feel so ashamed of our politics. And
political morality in India is so low, its not an easy thing to
compete with us. But the Israelis are heroically managing. Keep it
up, Israel. Pretty soon Indian politics will start looking as clean
as freshly laundered bed sheet.
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Iraq Government Not Hiring Awakenings
Militiamen New York Times reports that the US has turned over
control of 84,000 of 94,000 Sunni Awakenings militiamen to Iraq
government, but despite promises, Baghdad has given permanent jobs
to only 5,000. Worse, because of the drop in oil prices, Baghdad is
having trouble making payroll for existing employees, leave alone
undertaking commitments for an additional 90,000 or so new
positions.
0230 GMT March 24, 2009
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Holbrooke Changes US Policy On Afghan
Opium We've indicated that we bear no great lobe for Imperial
Washington's viceroy Richard Holbrooke, both because we consider him
a bull in a china shop, which unfortunately is insulting the bulls,
who are the very model of delicacy compared to this diplomat, and
because by planning to unleash him on the intractable Kashmir
problem, the gentleman would have single-handedly have set Indo-US
relations back a hundred years. Which is a bit odd, considering
those relations are only 60 years old, but that's Mr, Holbrooke.
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So we were pleasantly surprised to hear
him blasting the US policy of opium eradication in Afghanistan,
calling it the most failed policy he'd ever seen. When a man like
Holbrooke says that, you have to take him seriously, because he has
many failed US policies.
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Eradication hits the poorest framers and
poisons their legal crops and land, whatever the proponents may
claim eradication is safe. The surest way to turn Afghan farmers
into Taliban supporters is to eradicate; besides which, seven years
into the eradication policy Afghanistan seems to produce more opium
than it did before eradication.
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The converse policy is to pay farmers
not to grow this wretched narcotic, and thanks to Mr. Holbrooke, the
US will now try this in Afghanistan. This represents a very major
strategic shift, and is the twin of the new clear-hold-stay policy
being implemented by the military.
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We'd be the last to deny things are very
grave in Afghanistan, not least because we among others have been
raising the alarm and giving our readers statistics from our own
sources, who have no horse in the race and have no reason to twist
reality in any particular way. This unlike the American fiddlers who
have been watching while Afghanistan burns, and telling us its all
been going well. It took the American military to keep repeating:
"we are losing" before Toon Town, aka Washington DC, began to see
some sense.
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So we are not going to pretend that the
clear-hold-stay and pay-em-not-to-grow strategy is going to win the
Afghan war. For one thing, there's the unpleasant happenings east of
the Durand line. There too we see refreshing signs of reality
finally having penetrated the thick skulls of Washington
decision-makers, because we increasingly hear people eschew the old,
incredibly stupid formulation: "the voting polls shows Pakistanis
overwhelmingly do not support Islamization", as if the people of
Pakistan had any intention of voting to Talibianize their nation.
What the Pakistani people think was never the issue; rather, the
reality is that the Taliban is shooting, murdering, and
oppressing its way into power was the issue. For this you need only
2% active cadres and 3% sympathizers, and you can take over a
country.
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If Pakistan falls, then success in
Afghanistan will be ephemeral. But at least, at long last, the
Americans are wising up on what they need to do in Afghanistan, even
if they have yet to come to terms with what they need to do in
Pakistan. For the latter we cannot blame them, because the problem
is so severe and US options so limited, that it's natural to retreat
to la-la land.
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But eventually the Americans will face
the reality of Pakistan too, and the sad truth is that a 20-30 year
battle lies ahead in this region. Having wasted seven years that the
Bush administration gave to the military and the politicos and the
economists and so on, the real danger now is that the American
people may be unwilling to give the Obama administration and its
two, perhaps three successors the time needed to win.
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But at least Mr. Holbrooke represents a
fresh wind that is blowing away the deceptive miasmas of the past,
failed policy.
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PS: Keep the man away from Kashmir or
you can kiss India goodbye. Indians are about as ready to accept any
solution short of complete national sovereignty over ALL Kashmir as
the United States is to give back Texas and the South West to the
Mexicans, Alaska to the Russians, Louisiana et. al. to the French,
and the rest of America to the Indians. If you think we exaggerate,
you don't understand India and Kashmir.
0230 GMT March 23, 2009
No major developments yesterday
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Somalia While one Islamist leader
admits he takes orders from Al Qaeda, two others tell Bin Laden to
mind his own business. OBL issued a statement the other day calling
on Somalis to overthrow their newly elected president, who is a
moderate Islamist.
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Israel Prime Minister Benjamin
Netanyahu moves closer to a majority; with Shah, the extremist
religious party joining his coalition, he has 53 MPs. Aside from his
own party, Likud, the Russian immigrant party Israel Beiteinu -
another extremist group - has partnered with Mr. Netanyahu.
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Meanwhile the deputy defense minister
says Israel may have to reenter Gaza and occupy a buffer zone to
prevent mortar attacks, i.e., 5-6 kilometers wide. He says an
anti-tactical missile defense system will become operational in
2010.
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Afghanistan US plans to move 100
containers a day through the northern route when at becomes fully
operational. The minimum requirement at this time, before the
reinforcements, is 80 containers a day, up to 130 containers a day
arrive through Pakistan.
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We assume these are 20-foot containers.
The theoretical net payload is 28-tons, but depending on the volume
of the cargo, can be as little as 15-tons. For our calculations we
use 20-tons/container.
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Sri Lanka The army estimates the
last battle with the LTTE will take place two weeks from now. The
army advanced another 1.5-km along the last road leading to the last
LTTE redoubt.
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Meanwhile, Red Cross estimates 350
civilians a week are dying due to the fighting, lack of medicine,
and lack of food. Stri Lanka government has sent two weeks of
medical supplies to the last functioning hospital in the rebel
enclave , which was about to close because it was out of medicines.
doctors at the hospital, however, say, no blood or anesthesia was
sent.
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Red Cross has been trying to evacuate
seriously wounded by sea. Yesterday 1000 amputees were trapped under
artillery barrages while waiting on the beach for evacuation.
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The LTTE's political leader has begged
for a ceasefire and talks. Too little, too late. Sri Lanka
government is determined to finish off the remaining rebel fighting
core.
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The LTTE's leader and his son have been
spotted in the surrounded enclave, so presumably he plans to go down
fighting. Given how much blood has been spilled by this man in the
last 25 years, we think its likely his prospects for life after
capture are dim, and presumably he knows that.
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Sylvia Plath's Son Kills Himself
Not a GWOT item, but one of those sad stories that grabs one's
attention. Ted Hughes's mistress killed herself and her 4-year old
daughter in 1969, six years after Plath's death. The son was one
year old in 1963; Plath carefully sealed the room in which she
gassed herself so that no fumes would harm her son and daughter, who
slept in an adjacent room.
0230 GMT March 22, 2009
We did not update yesterday as nothing
interesting caught our attention on any news site; other sites had
material of interest that could wait.
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Afghanistan Campaign Season Begins
Of course, NATO now fights around the year, but the season
opening marks the resumption of offensive action by the Taliban. For
details, visit
http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2009/03/coalition_and_taliba_1.php
which also has latest developments in Pakistan's NWFP.
www.rantburg.com reports the
Taliban took down half of Peshawar City's power supply by bombing
pylons. As far as we know, this is a first for the NWFP, though the
tactic has long been used by rebels in Baluchistan.
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Media reports that IEDs are become
the major Taliban weapon, now causing 70% of US/NATO casualties.
Oddly, the IEDs are all home developed/manufactured. There is no
evidence so far that Iranian or Iraqi bomb makers are work.
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Meanwhile, the Dutch commander of
NATO forces in the south says 3-5 years will be required to
stabilize the region after which serious reconstruction can begin.
At least the man is being realistic, given how short NATO is of
troops. What the good general does not say is that 3-5 years gives
the Taliban plenty of time to develop new strategies, tactics, and
forces. The US mini-surge is insufficient to substantially disrupt
the Taliban in short order, so NATO will not get ahead of the
Taliban in the action-reaction cycle.
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Of course, with the new plan to double
Afghan security forces to 400,000 in five years, sufficient troops
to win the south may be available by 2015.
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There are indications that at long
last the US may be ready to change its failed CI strategy in
Afghanistan to clear-hold, from the present clear-withdraw. Editor
will stop banging his head against brick wall only when he sees the
new strategy happen. Better late than never, but why does it take
the US military so gosh-darn long to see sense when it comes to CI?
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(Readers are going to say: this is news
to us that Editor says US CI strategy has failed. The editor
generally only drops oblique hints because (a) Orbat.com supports
the war and US/NATO troops; and (b) Orbat.com did enough Iraq
bashing. We'd rather our readers use discovery learning to
appreciate what a complete mess-up is current US CI doctrine in
Afghanistan.)
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Rantburg.com also reports Tajikistan
has started building a 141-km rail line from its capital
Dushanbe to the Afghan border, as part of the US plans to develop
alternate routes to Afghanistan.
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We don't understand this report as there
is already a broad-gauge line from Dushanbe to the afghan border.
What's needed is a rail-link between Samarkand in Uzbekistan and
Dushanbe. Such a railway would cover about 140-km.
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US Clears Sale Of 8 P-8i MR Aircraft
To India These will replace the Il-142s and Il-38s in Indian
Navy service. The deal, the largest signed by the Indians is worth
$2.13-billion. First aircraft will be delivered in 2013 and all by
2015. India is the first international customer for the P-8, which
is also on order for the US Navy.
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You'd think the Indians were ordering
ships instead of an aircraft based on the Boeing 737.
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While
there has been speculation that India's refusal to sign End User
Monitoring and disposal agreements may yet scuttle this and the
$1-billion deal for 6 C-130Js, others point out that Boeing could
not have obtained its license to sell unless the Government of India
has already signed the EUM. Conversely, some speculate the US may
have made an exception for India and US interests are covered in
other ways.
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The
C-130 deal includes options for 6 more aircraft. The aircraft will
be used for special operations. The An-32, which forms the backbone
of the IAF's transport fleet with six squadrons will be replaced by
a new Russian aircraft developed with Indian funds. The Il-76s will
be replaced by the MKI version of the same airframe; six are already
in IAF service.
0230 GMT March 20, 2009
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Israeli Army Killings in Gaza
Operation We are not going to comment on the new revelations
because (a) we've never had any illusions about "the most moral army
in the world", which is a figment of Israeli propaganda without
basis in fact; and (b) there's no point to playing "who is more
moral" when Israel's opponents have not the slightest hesitation in
making civilians their primary targets.
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We appreciate Israelis themselves are
going to be sickened as more and more incidents come to light. All
we can tell them is: don't be angry or upset. You have to be naive
to believe that war is a chivalrous affair. We don't think the IDF
treats Palestine civilians any worse than - say - the US treated
Indochinese civilians.
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On a purely military level, we've
explained before that many of the IDF's excesses come about because
even the professionals' training standards would not be accepted in
armies like the American, British, or Indian. The civilians are
actually quite an amazing bunch - in the good as well as in the bad.
But "discipline" and "Israeli conscript" are not words you normally
see on the same page. When you add pure racism to this, you are
going to have more trouble in a CI situation than you want to think
about.
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You must be clear we are NOT blaming
Israeli civilian conscripts. If you put Americans with the same
firepower and and the same limited training into situations where
they hate the adversary, and the rules about killing civilians are
lax or not enforced, you are going to get very serious problems.
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The IDF, first and foremost always has
been a besieged citizen-army. Where people go wrong is they believe
the Israeli propaganda about how professional is the IDF. CI in
particular is very brutalizing, and when the thing has been going on
as many years as in Israel's case, let's just say morality and
ethics go to the back of the bus. That's true of all human beings
regardless of ethnicity.
0230 GMT March 19, 2009
Editor's memory is definitely going, much
like HAL 2000's in 2001: A Space Odyssey. Today is the birthday
of some ex-wife or the other and the editor cannot recall which.
Moreover - this is alarming - he hasn't even thought about the ladies in
his life at the time - for 45-years or so. They say when you grow old
you can recall the past much better than the past. If true, luckily the
editor is not old: he can't remember the present OR the past. The
problem, as we've mentioned before, is that when one has told so many
lies in one's life it become difficult to sort out the lies from the
reality. Is that old age approaching, or is it just that the quantity of
lies has created a tipping point? Is it a sign of old age that one of a
sudden now wants to sort out the lies from the truth, whereas previously
one cheerful never felt the least compulsion.
Yesterday the editor found himself telling
three different colleagues that he is 70, 67, and 64 years old. All he
achieved was to confuse himself, because now he can't recall how old he
really is. Documents, alas, mean nothing. What really gets one is when
old friends tell you that you were at their wedding in 1969 in
Washington, and heaven help us, the editor has NO recollection of being
in Washington in 1969, leave alone at the wedding of his good friends;
and then he was telling his son and his niece in great detail about
Stockholm in the summer of 2004, and when he checked his passport, there
was no entry for Sweden in 2004 - or in the 2000s.
One year in a class on international affairs
the professor asked: "What do we know about life for the ordinary German
citizen in 1946?" Editor gave a detailed eyewitness description of a
typical day for a typical German civilian, so much so the professor was
impressed at the level of recall. Months later occurred to editor the
first time he ever visited Germany was 1965, almost 20 years later.
PS: the editor neither smokes nor drinks,
licit or illicit substances, so that's no explanation.
But on to less confusing matters.
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Russia announces plans to bring
its military into the 21st Century. It will disband 90% of its 2000
units that exist as mobilization cadres.
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US Considers Expansion Of Covert War
to Baluchistan Whereupon Pakistan Government says there is no
Taliban or Al Qaeda in Baluchistan. Pakistan Government also said
there is no Mickey Mouse in Disneyland.
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Israel Making Case For F-22 When
we say "Israel" we include its American supporters. The case rests
on if the Russians have given or will give Iran the SA-20 as opposed
to the SA-12 - both missile systems for some reason go by the
designation S.300 - then Israel's F-15s/F-16s are dead before
arrival at all heights of the penetration spectrum, as are its
cruise and ballistic missiles.
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Seems the SA-20 can do anything, but
here's a simple question: Can it sing Handel's Messiah? If it can't,
we refuse to believe it can do the other things it's supposed to be
able to do.
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And if the Raptor is the only fighter
aircraft that can penetrate SA-20 defended airspace, take a guess as
to who else besides Israel needs more of the aircraft? Hint: it
isn't the Tonga Air Force. And take another guess: which Defense
Department is trying to kill the Raptor program? Another hint: it
isn't the the Tonga Department of Defense.
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Somalia Government Fails To Take
Southern Town reports Xinhua. Fifteen government soldiers and
one Islamic fighter were killed in the fighting, which led to the
retreat of the attacking government force back to its base 90-km
west of Rabdhure. Apparently the government has tried several times
to win back this southern border town, without success.
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Predator X had a bite force of
16-tons, sufficient to chomp Hummers in a single bite. This cute
little fellow was a pliosaur who romped around the Arctic
147-million years ago. He was an estimated 15 meters long. For a
nice artist's conception see
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7948670.stm
0230 GMT March 18, 2009
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Israel-Hamas
Talks To Free POW Fail because the Israeli government is unable
to release about 100 of the prisoners demanded by Hamas as part of
the exchange for the lone Israeli soldier held captive by Hamas.
Israel says release of these men, additional to the approximately
350 it agreed to free, would pose unacceptable security risks to the
country.
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Meanwhile,
the Israeli Prime Minister says he is considering measures to
toughen the prison conditions of Hamas prisoners. He says the
measures will approximate the conditions in which the Israeli
soldier is being held. So its back to the "We can go as low as you
can" game with the Arabs.
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In our
opinion, Israel is completely wrong to be negotiating the release of
hundreds of prisoners for the return of one Israeli soldier. The
family of the soldier will get him back if a deal succeeds, but what
about the families of those Israelis who have suffered at the hands
of many of the prisoners the Israelis hold? Several have been
convicted of terror attacks. The families of the terror victims have
paid a big price. Surely their sacrifice should also be considered,
as much as the sacrifice of the soldier's family.
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Washington-Based Think Tank Suggests Ballistic Missile For Iran
Strike rather than aircraft. You can read the article at
http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1237114853776&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
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This is an
interesting idea. We'd certainly go for using missiles as
supplemental weapons in addition to the air- and sea-launched
missiles Israel will use. We're not sure where this long-ongoing
discussion came up with the assumption that Israel would use only
aircraft. Yet, aircraft must still form the main striking force.
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Sure,
Israel could lose up to a quarter of its air strike force due to
enemy defenses, aircraft technical failures, and refueling and
navigation errors. If Israel send 100 sorties, that's somewhere
around 35 pilots.
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But look
at the consequences of failure if only missiles are used.
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BTW, we
keep forget to ask this question. (a) Why do people assume Israel
will have an air refueling tanker problem and so has to fly overland
with all the political complications? (b) If the US sends in - say -
an 8 ship B-2 strike in conjunction with the Israeli air strike, who
is going to know?
Letter on
Pakistan
Faisal Khan
- I differ with your characterization
of Gen. Zia as being ‘personally honest.’ He was an extremely
corrupt ruler and tolerated major corruption in his main
subordinates. Just ask yourself how his son has the money to
continually contest elections in Pakistan? Or how Gen. Akhtar Abdur
Rahman’s son (a former cabinet minister and PM hopeful) is among the
richest men in Pakistan? The only ruler who died a comparative
pauper was Gen. Yahya Khan who, despite his many other flaws, did
not make money while ruling Pakistan.
- The Old Guard, as you call them,
until the 1960s were NOT ‘Freedom Fighters’ as you Indians refer to
them but the remnants of the old Indian Civil Service and the
pre-Partition commissioned King's Commissioned Indian Officers and
Indian Commissioned Officer. West Pakistan was the Marches of the
Empire and so was many, many decades (if not a century or so) behind
(settled) India in terms of its civic institutions and strength of
civil society. It also had, compared to its population, few ICS and
KCIOs/ICOs and more ‘feudals’ than did India: thus, unsurprisingly,
its institutions also decayed much faster than India’s. It is not
surprising that democracy never took root in Pakistan, the soil was
too barren and undeveloped for that to have occurred. India was
also lucky to have had Nehru until 1964; Pakistan only had Jinnah
until 1948. The Raj was the Administrative State par
excellence but an Administrative State needs well trained
administrators—India could limp along, Pakistan couldn’t.
- What happened after 1948 was that,
lacking a power base in what was then West Pakistan, those that
followed Jinnah used Islam as a tool to cement their own hold on
power (conveniently this also allowed Bengalis to be dismissed as
being insufficiently Muslim as their Islam was
Hindu-contaminated). This use of Islam also allowed the Islamist
parties to ‘out Muslim’ any personally-secular ruler who used Islam
as a legitimization tool. Anyway, one can write a book (or ten) on
why India turned out the way it did and why Pakistan turned out the
way it did. Thanks to early Indian hostility and intransigence, the
Pakistani ruling elite felt compelled to seek out allies. It was
either that or capitulate to the Indians. Remember, Ayub Khan
offered Nehru a mutual defense pact that was contemptuously
dismissed out of hand by Nehru. That, as far as the Pakistanis were
concerned, made clear what India’s intentions were.
- You are of course correct about the
complete uselessness of Pakistan’s leaders, but they were only part
of the equation. The US but also India had a part to play in this.
0230 GMT March 17, 2009
Pakistan: President for a Day
Ravi Rikhye
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From its 1947 birth, Pakistan has never
developed the strong institutions required for constitutional
democracy. From the beginning, with the exception of its founder,
Mohammad Ali Jinnah, it has been ruled by little men with two
principles: one, survival, two, making money while they can. Up to
the mid-1060s and the rise of Z.A. Bhutto, Pakistan still had
significant numbers of the old guard, people who had struggled
against British rule to free India, men of honor and capability. But
these men died off without replacement.
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Bhutto was a man without scruple, and an
outsider in the Punjabi dominated ruling elite. He lived - and
survived - each day by the worst kind of dealing, always seeking his
own advantage at the cost of others and of his country. Betrayal,
treachery, lies and corruption were his trademarks, and he kept
winning till President General Zia, who proved to be
personally honest, but a lot cleverer than Mr. Bhutto in the game of
betrayal and treachery. Mr. Bhutto's mistake was thinking Zia was a
bumbling buffoon, and he paid with his life for this fatal
misestimation.
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The story of Pakistan after the
execution of Mr. Bhutto has been a three way drama between the Army,
Mr. Bhutto's daughter, and Mr. Nawaz Sharif. Neither of the three
were bothered about Pakistan, least of all the Army, which under the
guise of Pakistan's patriotic defender, looted on a scale neither
the Bhuttos nor the Sharifs ever managed.
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Now step back a minute. Since the early
1950s, the foreign player with the greatest effect on Pakistan has
been the United States, whether it was actively involved (1954-62,
1980-88, 2001-present) or overtly ignoring Pakistan.
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To get money from America, the
Pakistanis have repeatedly shown the Americans they are willing to
sell their souls. Uncle Sam has bought when he needed, and rejected
when he did not need. The Americans have known from the start that
the Pakistanis are with them simply for personal gain, and not
from any principle or common ground.
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They have thus treated Pakistan as a
client state, and acted contemptuously because they know the
Pakistani leadership with sacrifice all respect to get money, and
they know the Pakistanis will cheat them whenever possible.
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For a variety of reasons, every time the
Americans have landed up, they have managed to destabilize Pakistan
at all levels - internal, political, security, what have you. This
has happened because Pakistan has always been a weak polity, and
with the American colonialists stomping around, its polity has
taken more hits than it can stand, with the inevitable result that
Pakistan is fracturing. Pakistan is doomed because of its
destructive American alliance.
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Let us for today skip over US-Pakistan
history 2001-2008 and go straight to 2009.
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The restoral of "democracy" at America's
behest was so clearly destined to fail that even I, a naive
observer, knew it. The war in Afghanistan has spread to Pakistan,
and Pakistan at this moment is a ship that has taken so many torpedo
hits it cannot stay afloat for much longer.
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The Pakistani leaders know this. As is
usual with them, they have reacted to this danger by becoming even
more "every man for himself" than they were before. And this is as
true of the Army as of the politicians, and the Army itself is
fatally fractured as are the politicians.
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In this situation survival for the next
24 hours has become the sole determining principle for everyone including the generals. No one trusts anyone, everyone
is watching everyone, everyone is afraid they will get stabbed by
others, and everyone is stabbing others.
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Thus, the situation can and will change
every day.
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When this mess began about a week ago,
President Zardari was all powerful, and both the Americans and the
Army backed him. A week later, he is on his way out, the Army has
withdrawn support - not from any principle, but because they know
Zardari is going down, and they're helping his race to the sewer
with a few well-timed kicks of their own.
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The most powerful man in Pakistan today
- bar the Army Chief, is Nawaz Sharif, hated by the Americans for
being too accommodating of the insurgents and distrusted by the
Army. After all, it was his attempt to reign in General Musharraf
that began this stage of the Pakistan crisis 10 years ago.
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But Nawaz is neither savior nor
liberator. He is equally skilled at looting his country and at
destroying democracy.
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Pakistan will not gain political
stability. The Army will not fight the insurgents. The
Taliban will continue to advance. Indeed, the most likely
scenario today is that instability and violence spread so fast and
so deep that Pakistan - which has been undergoing years and years of
instability and violence may reach the Afghanistan stage 1996 or the
Somalia stage 2009: people will want the Taliban to take
power because they can't stand anymore things as they are.
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If you don't believe me, just read what
the ordinary people in the North West Frontier Province say to the
few journalists that get through: "We don't support the Taliban, but
right now at all costs we want peace." Subset? "If the Taliban give
us peace, even if it is the peace of the grave, we'll take it."
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Since yesterday, when the government
ignored the President and agreed to reinstate the dismissed judges,
UK and US have been engaging in voracious self-congratulations about
how they have defused the crisis, democracy is safe, the war against
the insurgents can go on.
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Children, children, children. Have you
learned nothing? Don't you understand that the returning Chief
Justice will not be an American or British pawn? Don't you
understand that if he rules against the Bhutto-Zardari immunity deal
the Americans foist on General Musharraf - which he will, because
heaven forefend, he seems to be that joker in the pack, an honest
civil servant - he will also insist the cases against the Sharif
brothers are to go on? That just as much as Zardari will be
disqualified from political office, so will the Sharifs?
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If you wish, children, by all means play
the game: Who next will be Pakistan's president for a day?
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But that it will be for a day, and that
the political crisis will worsen, that the Taliban pressure will
increase, that the Army will become more divided, etc etc etc.,
please don't doubt.
0230 GMT March 16, 2009
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President Zardari Capitulates? In
a dispatch at 0200 Local Time, Jang of Pakistan says that the
Government will restore the sacked Chief Justice by an executive
order. This is the main demand of the lawyers, and a start on the
demands of the Sharif brothers.
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We suggest caution on the news report as
the Pakistan media often does not thoroughly confirm its reports. In
this case an opposition leader says he was told of the Government's
decision by the Prime Minister, but there has been no official
announcement.
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If true the development could imply a
split between the Prime Minister of Pakistan and his fellow
power-holder in Ms. Bhutto's party, the President of Pakistan. We've
seen one report where the PM is said to have stated he is against
the imposition of central rule in the Punjab. The junior Sharif
brother was Chief Minister of the Punjab, and getting the Supreme
Court to rule both Sharifs ineligible for political office was
President Zardar's bright idea to crush the opposition.
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Readers will recall we'd said some time
back that the President in his arrogance has even alienated his
wife's party. Two People's Party of Pakistan ministers have already
resigned from the national cabinet to protest the crackdown on the
opposition.
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IF all this plays out the way it might
if the Chief Justice is indeed being reinstated, President Zardari
is on his way out and possible soon enroute to exile.
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But until the Chief Justice's
restoration takes place, this is all speculation.
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South China Sea PRC reacts to US
dispatch of destroyer to protect its ocean surveillance ship by
sending a patrol vessel to "protect" Chinese fishing boats off
Hainan. Protect them against what?
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The Xinhua report on the move does not
mention the US Navy. It speaks of asserting PRC's sovereignty in the
area.
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-03/15/content_11015942.htm
0230 GMT March 15, 2009
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Pakistan: Army Begins Deploying,
Belying Hope Of Compromise Dawn of Karachi (0430 Local Time
Sunday March 15) reports the Army is deploying to several districts
and the major cities to aid the police in stopping the march of
lawyers and Sharif supporters to Islamabad.
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This is disappointing because earlier it
seemed as if President Zardari was willing to compromise with
political rival Nawaz Sharif. For example, Government says it will
file a review petition with the Supreme Court asking for a review of
the Supreme Court's ruling disqualifying the Sharif brothers from
holding office, thus removing the major threat to President Zardari.
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It now seems the move is farce
designed to mollify the US and West in general. The West has been
squashing Fat Head Zardari, demanding he find a peaceful compromise
to the political problem.
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Its a farce because pro-Zardari judges
gave the ruling - at the request of the President. Unless the
original judges dismissed by Musharraf are reinstated - the whole
point of the lawyers' agitation - the court will not change its
ruling. Mr. Zardari will not reinstate the judges particularly the
fiercely independent dismissed Chief Justice because he rightly
fears the CJ will go after him, including the US-brokered deal by
which corruption cases against the Bhuttos were dropped - but not
the cases against the Sharif brothers. It is on the basis of those
cases - ruled on and ongoing - that the supreme Court disqualified
the Sharifs from office.
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Should the deposed CJ and other judges
return, all the senior Pakistan politicians are going to get
whacked, and then what will US/Pakistan do?
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In the absence of information from the
front, so as to speak, we cannot assume to penetrate the Army's
game.
-
But it now seems to us the whole
business of the army warning Zardari to compromise with Sharif is a
misreading by the press. US does not want Sharif in power, so it's
like the Army is speaking with a forked tongue.
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Message 1: "Respect" democracy (think
Austin Powers) because that's what our masters the Americans want.
Message 2: The Americans and we are behind you in stopping Sharif
from coming to power. Message 3: We are saving your Big Fat Butt,
buddy, and don't forget it when we arrive to cash the IOUs we're
making you sign.
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Meanwhile, as it begins repressing
democracy in Pakistan, the army can get all sanctimonious and primly
say "We are proving we obey the civilians: they told us to roll out,
we're complying."
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Its a good thing the Editor has no lady
at home, because after trying to figure out the Pakistan situation,
the Editor is so definitely, like, "Not tonight, my dear. I have a
headache."
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Hurricanes and Global Warming Reader Flymike sends this URL
http://www.coaps.fsu.edu/~maue/tropical/ which analyzes
hurricanes over the last 35 years and finds that in 2007 and 2008,
tropical cyclone activity worldwide has collapsed.
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We are not disrespecting the Global
Warming people. What we are saying is the issue is so complex no one
has a good handle on cause-and-effect. Then for some GW fanatics to
say any doubter is a fool, idiot, or charlatan is being one of those
things himself.
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Its doubly unfortunate that the bulk of
the GW stories you and I are likely to read are those where the
proponent is not a climate/weather/oceanic/atmospheric scientist and
where the proponent has a vested political interest in maintaining
we are all as good as dead unless X, Y, or Z is done at vast
expense.
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We also want to make clear that as far
as Orbat.com is concerned, US needs to kick its transportation oil
habit purely because of strategic considerations. If that should
turn out to reduce global warming, that's a plus. But it has to be
done even if we are heading into an age of global cooling.
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Editor Definitely Losing It The
other day the Editor was in a discussion with some amateur naval
enthusiasts - the best kind of expert, by the way - and was about to
rhetorically say: "The day I confuse a Spruance with a
Burke you can cart me off to the Glue Factory and I will not
complain." Editor did not say it - premonition, perhaps?
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Because here comes a letter from Brian
Schott, that is as cutting as it is brief: "The last Spruance class
destroyer was decommissioned in 2005. The Chung-Hoon is an
Arleigh Burke Class destroyer."
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No sense saying the Editor is known to
be Non Compos Mentos once the sun sets, and almost always, the daily
update is written at night. But was not the Burke hull developed
from the Spruance hull? Editor has a vague remembrance of that
discussion near 30 years ago. And please, no letters saying
"Editor has no vague remembrance, he is generally vague." Old Age
deserves some respect.
0230 GMT March 14, 2009
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US-PRC Naval Confrontation We
were very pleasantly surprised to learn that the US Navy has
dispatched a Spruance-class missile destroyer to protect the ocean
survey ship that was harassed by the Chinese.
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Like reader Mike Brown, the Editor had
expected a "limp-wrist response", along with much brandishing of
little scented lace handkerchiefs and strong oaths like "Gazdooks!"
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PRC, equally to our pleasure, is going
apoplectic with wrath about what they unnecessary escalation of an
incident where the US was clearly wrong. It's very simple with the
Chinese: if you don't stick it right back to them, they'll assume
you are a coward and they will 100% stage a new, more dangerous
escalation.
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India, of all countries, should know
this. But these last 4-5 years, as the PRC has been happily building
roads all through Indian territory, the Indian response has not been
limp-wristed. It has been a total "So sorry, your excellencies, that
we have forced on you the inconvenience of building roads through
our territory. Please whip us with limp noodles as much as you want:
we deserve total humiliation and nothing else."
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In case our younger readers do not know,
the 1959-1962 Sino-Indian confrontation began precisely because the
Chinese began building roads through Indian territory and India
responded with a series of escalations that were all bombast,
leading to the worst defeat the Indian Army has suffered since the
fall of Singapore in 1942.
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Why the Indians are letting the Chinese
get away with this - again - is something we'll discuss another
time. But the basic is very simple: the Government of India is
composed of cowards. They are happy to pick on someone ten times
smaller, but they cannot stomach the thought of standing up to
someone who is a mite bigger. Nothing very complicated.
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Pakistan The Pakistan Army Chief
of Staff made a second visit in three days to President Zardari
yesterday. The result? Best to quote the Dawn of Karachi:
"At the end of a day of intense politicking and speculations, and
after a midnight meeting at the Presidency, the word from the
official quarters was that there was no question of giving any
concessions to the PML-N if it was not prepared to back-off from the
lawyers Long March. In other words: a complete deadlock."
See
http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/Dawn%20Content20%Library/dawn/news/pakistan/govt-opposition-fail-to-break-deadlock--za
We had a thought the
other day. Has the Pakistan Army ever considered that its
Always-Ready intervention stance may have prevented the growth of a
genuine Pakistani democracy? Could it be that Pakistanis always
fractious political leaders continue to play with self-restraint or
respect for the rules because they know that Big Daddy is always
there to pick up the pieces and give them a time out before things
get really bad?
If we are right, the
Pakistan Army is not the Savior of Pakistan, but the Doom of
Pakistan.
0230 GMT March 13, 2009
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Pakistan Though the Government of
Pakistan denied the Army had warned President Zardari to resolve
political differences with his opponent Nawaz Sharif, the denial
seemed hollow when Pakistan papers themselves have said the Army
chief and two senior generals called on the President to express
concern about the nation's stability.
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The grand opposition march to Islamabad
has begun. Its ostensible aim is to get judges ousted by then
President Musharraf restored. This was a joint aim with President
Zardari's party when it and Mr. Sharif's party were campaigning to
overthrow Musharraf. When he became President of Pakistan, Mr.
Zardari found it inconvenient to restore the judges and has used
them to bar Sharif and his brother from elected office. So the real
aim of the march is force Mr. Zardari's machinations and for Mr.
Sharif's party to be given its share of power.
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A massive security crackdown on the
opposition has been underway. Some local police officers in the
Sharif stronghold, Punjab, are refusing to follow orders, but by and
large the internal security structure is obeying.
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US meanwhile has piously said it
disapproves of the anti-opposition moves. Lets first be clear we
completely disapprove of Us interference in Pakistan's domestic
affairs. That said, had the US exercised some control over Zardari
when he set about destroying the opposition, Washington's warnings
might have some legitimacy. Instead, Us has done its best to see
Sharif sidelined, because he is disinclined to be America's running
dog in Pakistan.
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Zardari has no problem being the running
dog. Except in true South Asian style, he tugs his forelock in the
Great White Uncle's presence and then proceeds to do exactly what he
wants. This is just one of the many reasons the GWOT in the Pakistan
theatre is going nowhere.
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Peshawar and Kabul What do these
cities have in common? They are besieged by the Taliban. Everyone is
waiting for the Islamists to make their next move. In Kabul the
first move was the attack on the Ministry of Justice by an 8-man
squad which saw 22 killed. The attack, incidentally, was repelled by
the initiative and bravery shown by individual policemen fighting
the Taliban; apparently the high command was nowhere to be seen. The
Kabul police chief himself allows the Taliban could take the city.
Holding it would be different, as presumably the Afghan National
Army and US/NATO would counterattack, but losing your capital even
temporarily is not a Good Thing.
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In Peshawar, things have reached the
stage that senior politicians are starting to move their residences
and families out of the city and the region. Flavor of rats
deserting the sinking ship about this, though personally we cannot
blame the politicians and security people: they are openly on the
Taliban's assassination list.
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Somalia Meanwhile, if you still
have optimistic feelings about the GWOT, we suggest you read
http://www.longwarjournal.org/archives/2009/03/somalias_rising_tide.php
article on the rising tide of
Islamist extremism in that country, as discussed by US officials.
Also, you will know from your local
press that Somali extremists are busy recruiting expats living in
the US. So much for the theory it's a sad, miserable, poverty
stricken life that drives recruits to the ranks of the Islamists.
("Sad, miserable, poverty stricken
life"...Gee, that almost reminds us of how many common people feel
about their life in America. So do the people who feel that way now
pick up guns and start shooting innocents, and will American
"experts" tell us how they've been driven to it? Naaah. We suspect
the "experts" will be screaming "kill them all and right now".
Its easy to be a liberal when it's not your country and your
neighborhood, is it not?)
0230 GMT March 12, 2009
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US-PRC naval confrontation You
can get the details at
http://informationdissemination.blogspot.com
Suffice it to say that the American ocean
surveillence vessel was not engaged in dolphin research on behalf of
Greenpeace. Suffice it also to say that if the PRC is going to come
up with its own definitions of the Law of the Sea and claim the US had no business in what was indisputable
international waters, then the US is simply going to have to protect
its civilian-crewed, unarmed surveillance ships.
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These ships tow classified large array
sonars which, among other things, listen for submarines. The US ship
was about 70 nautical miles off a Chinese submarine base and in no
manner challenging or infringing on PRC sovereignty.
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For PRC to object to US surveillance is
laughable. We call the US action surveillance and not spying for the
simple reason the Americans make no pretence of hiding what they are
up to. What the Chinese do in the US, tens of thousands of times a
year, is outright spying.
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The uncounted number of attacks PRC
makes every day on classified and unclassified US computer networks
falls into a different category from spying. It is outright hostile
action.
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Our point here is not to pour scorn on
the pathetic temper tantrums the PRC has been throwing over the
incident. Our purpose is to remind Americans that while they may be
forgiven for thinking they are a land power, they are first,
foremost, always and last a maritime power.
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The Americans have faced no challenge at
sea since the end of the Soviet Union. But now a new challenger is
flexing its puny muscles, and what is dangerous is the challenger
shows neither understanding of the rules of maritime behavior, nor
the least inclination to follow what rules it does understand.
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You will see from the blog link we've
given that the Chinese acted in an extremely provocative manner
designed to expose the US ship - and themselves - to the gravest
danger. It is only the patient skill with which the American captain
handled his ship that saved this from becoming an incident in which
Chinese boats were sunk and their people killed.
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We'd also like to remind Americans what
the Chinese did was attack an American ship, when one of the
five Chinese boats involved tried to snag the US ship's towed array.
The results would have been both comical and dangerous - you dont
try and grab a sonar array that runs to many miles long with a boat
hook. But if the Chinese boat had indeed snagged a part of an array
cable, the US ship would have had to take drastic action from losing
anything from the array. While the US ship is officially unarmed, it
does not mean that there are no small arms aboard, and if that is
not good enough, the US ship would have had to simply run over the
attacking boat with consequent risk to the Chinese crew.
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We expect the US response to be the
typical Yellow Wimp Brigade response: after the words will come a
suggestion that we need to partner with the Chinese to develop rules
of procedure to avoid an escalation during these confrontations, as
we did with the Russians.
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We do not need either to talk, protest,
or suggest developing rules of procedure. We need to quietly tell
the Chinese that the next time they approach within a certain
distance of US Navy ships, we will blow them out of the water.
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If the US thinks the Chinese understand
any other language, it is very mistaken, Do not make the mistake of
mirror imagining, i.e., assuming the Chinese think like Americans.
They respect only brute force, readily applied. We need place no
bets when we state that right at this moment, the Chinese are loudly
congratulating themselves for having faced down - and forced away -
a US Navy ship.
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Also do not assume that the Chinese will
give primacy to the business of making money when that conflicts
with their national pride. All the trade with China will be worth
none of the tea in China if for the Chinese it comes to a choice
between business ties and their pride, which seems to grow
exponentially each year.
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Speaking of guns
We'd like to
warn the next Euro who smugly lectures us about Americans being a
violent people that he will get heavily smacked with a limp noodle.
First Finland, then Germany. We aren't going to go into the Trite
Phrase business and moan about what a terrible tragedy was the
German school shooting in which sixteen died. It was no more a
tragedy than the deaths in the most recent Baghdad bombings.
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But its time the Euros became a little
more humble when braying about the superiority of their way of life
and about those crazy violent Americans. Like it or not, America has
no monopoly of violent crazies.
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This young German man was a real hero.
His victims were primarily women. Of the nine students her killed,
eight were girls. He killed a woman teacher trying to protect the
students, and then two more women teachers as he fled when the
police arrived.
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He came with a single Beretta 9mm, and
murdered ten people in one classroom in two minutes.
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The police responded with amazing
alacrity, within two minutes of receiving a call from the school.
Otherwise this piece of garbage would have killed even more people
in the school.
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What a great poster person for the male
sex. You live your entire life trying to do the right thing, and
teaching your male students to do the right thing, which mostly
seems to revolve around protecting women, and in a couple of minutes
this scum shames all men.
0230 GMT March 11, 2009
Two developments are of much concern to the
United States. First, the Pakistan situation. second, the utterly
irresponsible and highly dangerous confrontation forced by the Chinese
on an American surveillance ship operating well into international
waters. The second matter we'll discuss tomorrow.
Pakistan
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This is a simplistic background, but
reasonably accurate. When US decided for its own purposes that the
Pakistani autocrat, President General Musharraf, had to make way for
a civilian government, it anointed Ms. Benzair Bhutto as his
successor. She was in exile, the US negotiated her return to
Pakistan as well as the freedom of her husband Mr. Zardari from
jail, where he languished on corruption convictions. Charges against
her were also dropped.
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The problem became that Pakistan's other
former prime minister and bitter rival of Ms. Bhutto deposed by
General Musharrif, Nawaz Sharif also in exile, decided to come home.
We wont go into why he was permitted, but note that the US didn't
want him to become prime minister because he would not serve
American interests. Charges against him were not dropped, and his
various trials continued.
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Before the 2008 election took place, Ms.
Bhutto was murdered and her husband took over her political mantle.
Mr. Nawaz Sharrif put aside his differences with Ms. Bhutto's party
to fight President General Musharrif.
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The Pakistan president had his own exit
strategy. He planned to keep the post of Army Chief, and to get
himself reelected as president - before the election. This was
highly irregular, as the new president should have been elected by
the new national and provincial assemblies.
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The US balked at both of Mr. Musharrif's
plans. It did not prove unduly difficult - for reasons we omit here
- for the US to outmaneuver Mr. Musharrif, so that he had to resign
as Army Chief.
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When the combined political parties
moved the Supreme Court to disqualify him as President, he
suppressed the independent judges who would have ruled against him
and no longer feared him. So he remained at his job. But he was too
hated to play any role in democratic Pakistan. Once the political
parties were told by the US the Army would no longer back Musharrif,
the political parties went all out to make his life so miserable he
had to resign. So he was out, betrayed at US insistence by the Army,
and hated by everyone else, and even betrayed by the US - a story
for another time.
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Ms. Bhutto's party won the most seats in
the election, and at first Nawaz's party worked with Mr. Zardari,
her husband. For reasons unnecessary to detail here, Mr. Zardari
decided to become President Zardari.
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Then the trouble began with Nawaz's
party. President Zardari did not want to be a constitutional
president, he wanted to rule Pakistan. He began to push out Nawaz's
party from centers of power, and even his wife's supporters who had
never liked him.
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Now, one of the big demands of the
political parties while Mr. Musharrif was in power was that the
sacked judges be reinstated. But Mr. Zardari, having won immunity
from past charges, far from reinstating independent-minded judges
forced out by Mr. Musharrif, persuaded the Supreme Court to rule
that both Nawaz and his brother, the latter having become the Chief
Minister of the Punjab, which is Pakistan's core, could not hold
office because of convictions - which had been forced by then
president General Musharrif.
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Naturally Nawaz and his brother called a
foul. President Zardari was unmoved. US, which had been beating
Musharrif about installing democracy, saw no need to thump
president Zardari's fat head about his anti-democratic tactics,
because - as said earlier - US did not want Nawaz to have any power.
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Problemo, dudes: the people of
Pakistan such as those represented by Nawaz's party, want to see
fair play. They have opened a civil disobedience campaign to
culminate in a march on Lahore on March 16.
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President Zardari has launched
preemptive arrested and bans against demonstrations to stop the
march on Lahore. US again has nothing to say about his refusal to abide by democratic norms.
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So the stage is set for confrontation,
and no one in Pakistan can see where it will lead except to the ruin
of the country.
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All US could think of is to use the
Pakistan Army Chief to "stress" on President Zardari the need to
avoid political confrontation. Is anyone in US Government losing
sleep, or is anyone embarrassed, that US is actively using the
threat of Army intervention to bash Zardari? Not a bit. You have to
understand that the US stands on principle when it is advantageous,
and it abandons principle when it is advantageous. It's called
Win-Win. So US beat up on Musharrif on human rights, but human
rights in Pakistan can now go hang.
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Anyhows, enough moralizing on our part.
What's going to happen? The most informed Pakistani opinion is that
Zardari is too stupid and too arrogant to compromise with Nawaz, and
that the Pakistan Army will "gently" nudge the President to "agree"
to a new election.
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What will this achieve? Precisely
nothing, because if anyone has learned anything about Pakistan since
the death of Mr. Jinnah, its highly principled and illustrious
founder - a staunch secularist, by the way, is that the politicians
of Pakistan can be guaranteed to first seek their own advantage at
the expense of their people, and then to fight with each other to
win the whole cake each for themselves instead of sharing it between
fellow politicians. That brings instability. Which brings...
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...Army rule, which makes it...
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Deja vu all over again.
0230 GMT March 10, 2009
Pakistan
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A major political crisis has developed
to the extent the two major parties, the late Ms. Bhutto's party and
Nawaz Sharif's party seem about to start fighting each other on the
streets. The Pakistan Chief of Army Staff has threatened the
President, Mr. Zaradari, husband of the murdered Ms. Bhutto, to stop
using his power to eliminate Mr. Sharif and his party from the
opposition, and given him till March 16th to come up with a solution
to the political crisis.
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Far from listening to the message,
President Zaradari's political party has escalated tension with Mr.
Nawaz Sharif's party.
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The situation is both dangerous and
complex. Your Editor has been working on a final exam since coming
home from work, and the middle of the night is not, for him, the
best time to give readers an accurate picture of the background and
an analysis of where this is going.
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He requests, therefore, that readers
wait till tomorrow for a proper update. Its possible some defusing
may take place today, presuming General Kiyani's warning has been
heeded. Surely no civilian political party wants another army coup,
and surely however much the ruling party hates the opposition, a
compromise is preferable to being thrown out of power. With Pakistan
one can never tell, but one more day may bring clarity to the
situation.
0230 GMT March 9, 2009
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True US Unemployment Rate is 14% and not the official 8%. The official rate does not count those who
work part-time because they cannot get a full-time job, and those
who have given up looking.
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700 Apply For School Janitor Job You read that right: job, as in one position. This is at a school in
Perry Township, Ohio. Job pays $15-$16/hour with benefits.
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Stimulus Packages Land Without
Parachutes Opening In other words - to quote the immortal Lord
Lovatt, who during the Retreat from Burma said to his personal
bagpiper, the faithful Bill, "This isn't working, old boy." He was,
of course, referring to failed efforts by Bill and himself to open a
rusted can of sardines they found on the road. The can had been run
over by 30,000 dispirited British and Indian troops along with 8,548
vehicles ranging from Singapore pedi-rickshaws to a Royal Navy
frigate. The sole tool they had at their disposal was a 4-foot,
15-pound wrench used to change tank engines, which they had found
earlier.
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The smart whisper around Toon Town -
sorry, our nation's capital - is that the combined stimulus packages
are failing to have the neccessary effect and that an additional
stimulus package will be needed.
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Wall Street Investors Have Lost
$10-trillion as the Dow has sunk to the mid-6000s. Even if you
personally do not own a single share, like the Editor, you've also
lost because your 401, 403, or conventional pension is (or at least
was) heavily invested in stocks.
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The smart whisper around New York is
that it is STILL no time to start buying stocks. The reason is that
Price Earning Ratios are still at 11-1, because earnings have fallen
along with prices. Everyone has their own theory, but we've heard
people say 8-1 or less is when stocks start being a bargain. The
optimists say buying will start after mid-year and the Dow will rise
to 8000. The pessimists say the Dow will fall to 4000 before
recovering.
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By The Way: Editor Is Not Opposed To
Stimulus Obviously a stimulus is needed. what Editor objects to
is the bulk of the money has gone to bail out Fat Cats. He wants the
money to go directly to the people.
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Gloria Estefan, CIA Agent Code Number
8 1/2% Ms. Estefan, who is Cuba born, says the CIA once
wanted to recruit her as an undercover agent. She was working as an
interpreter for US Customs at Miami at the time. She says CIA wanted
her for her Spanish, French, and English language skills, and she
was to train at the CIA's Atlanta HQ.
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"Maybe I made the decision [to do it],"
she said "What better cover than going around as a singer, talking
to presidents, talking to kings, close to all the people they wanted
access to? So, who knows?" (Story at
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4947063/Singer-Gloria-Estefan-says-CIA-tried-to-recruit-her-as-a-spy.html
).
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And your Editor thinks he has a
fantastic imagination.
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Shall we bother to deconstruct this
story or just let it go? Maybe just a bit of deconstruction: we
cannot be ungallant toward a lady.
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Ms. Estefan was presumably a part-time
singer when she was with US Customs at Miami. So how she would
associate with kings and presidents etc. is a mystery.
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It's more than likely that someone,
struck by her considerable physical charms, was - um - trying to
impress her. No one in the CIA would as much as have told her: "You
should work for the CIA, your language skills are great" - we're
assuming they wanted her as a language expert, not that there was or
is any shortage of Spanish-French-English speakers. When she has not
applied for any agency except Customs, for whom she is already
working, and when she has not been cleared, where is the question of
reporting for training to Atlanta?
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As for undercover, you have to be in the
Directorate of Operations, even if you work under Non Official
Cover. The process of getting chosen for DO is, let's just say,
rigorous. Now its always possible that someone was trying to recruit
her an informant, that is another matter. But young, aspiring
singers working for Miami Customs, no matter how good-looking, are
not recruited as informants except to give information on drugs and
exiles and the like. No kings and presidents involved. The
clerk in the procurement section at Country X's MOD is who you
recruit as an informant.
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Though the Brits are really the past
masters at this, the Americans do ask people who move in the right
circles to keep them informed should they pock up anything
interesting. But what right circles was young Ms. Estefan moving in
at the time?
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Last, if Ms. Estefan things undercover
espionage is conducted by hanging around with kings and presidents
who along with the sweet nothings they whisper in your ear add "and
darling, no one must know, but we've just ordered six batteries of
SAM-10s from Russia", then Ms. Estefan is mistaken.
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Being a true undercover agent is very,
very hard work. It requires an extraordinarily long list of
specialized skills and a certain temperament.
0230 GMT March 8, 2009
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2 UK Soldiers Killed in Northern
Ireland in the first Army deaths in 12 years. Splinter IRA
groups opposed to the peace accords have tried several times over
the last 15 months to kill police but have been frustrated each
time. The soldiers served with 38 Engineer Regiment at Antrim in
Ulster. They died in a drive by shooting which also wounded two
civilians.
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There appears to be a connection between
the incident and the revelation two days ago that UK Special Forces
troops had returned to Northern Ireland to help gather intelligence
on the increasing efforts of the splinter groups to create problems.
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The Irish have a special dislike of the
special forces because they often operated in civilian clothes and
undercover, capturing and sometimes killing wanted terrorists.
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Indian Army Commando Trainees No
Longer To Kill/Eat Snakes because of ecological considerations.
As India has has become more urbanized and the growing population
has led to increased farming, snakes have lost their habitat. Among
other problems this has created has been the huge proliferation of
rodents who eat stored crops.
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The Army says the ritual is intended to
help trainees master their fear of the jungle and for survival.
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Personally, we are happy to see the
custom ended is rather unfair to the snakes who are simply minding
their own business and doing their own thing. They have a right to
live on earth as much as humans.
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If the Indian Army needs to toughen up
its soldiers and teach them how to feed themselves in the wild, how
much better it trains its men using humans as the targets. Equity
demands that the hunted be armed to level the playing field -
hunting anything that doesn't have an equal chance of killing you
proves nothing.
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Oh wait, armies already have their men
hunt and kill other men, don't they. We believe it's called warfare.
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As for the survival food part, as one
Indian Army information officer who underwent the training in his
young days notes, there are more calories in a chocolate bar.
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Lets Play Army Coup: It's That Time
In Pakistan Again If Pakistan is falling apart, as the west
increasingly believes, then what is to be done to stop the
disintegration?
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Obviously the army must take over. But
wait a minute: wasn't the west saying just the other day that to
save Pakistan from extremism the military had to be removed and
representative democracy restored? Wasn't it the US who beat
Dictator Musharrif over the head and forced him to hold elections?
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Too bad the Pakistanis got rid of
Dictator Musharrif and now Dictator Zardari has replaced him,
Dictator Z. being a civilian but making very clear he will tolerate
no political opposition, nor will he tolerate judicial limits on his
power, nor will he tolerate bureaucratic limits.
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Be that as it may, the west has decided
that stability is more important than representative democracy, and
is signaling it is not averse to the military taking over again. In
fairness, west is saying nothing that Pakistanis themselves are not
saying.
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But lets pause for a moment. Is Pakistan
falling apart? Just because Islamists are taking over more and more
of the country doesn't mean the country is disintegrating. Didn't
west learn in Afghanistan and in Somalia that if its stability you
want, the Islamists are the people to back? Might the same thing not
be true of Pakistan?
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As for the west saying it cannot
tolerate the Islamists because of their human rights abuses, tut tut
tut. Let's pretend they are Chinese Communists. Then the west will
come to love the Islamists as much as they love the Chinese
Communists.
Elvira
Madigan and True Love: A Short Essay
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Yesterday
while rapidly scanning Napster, I came across "Elvira Madigan" by
Mozart. Only as it played did I realize I knew the piece as his 21st
Piano Concerto. Somewhere was the thought that there was a movie by
the same title.
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Remembering that when Beethoven was 40 he became hopelessly
infatuated with a 16-year-old he for whom he wrote two of his
loveliest pieces, the Romances in F and G, and recalling his unknown
Immortal Beloved, and going through the end of a painful process of
falling in a previous life when I was alive and not dead as I am
today, for my own sixteen year own with whom I had a tumultuous and
obsessive love affair over three decades, only to see love die, as
True Love must inevitably, I decided to see what Wikipedia had to
say about Mozart's lady love, Elvira Madigan. People laugh at
Wikipedia, but its a good place to start your research or just to
jog your memory.
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So I was
mildly surprised that Mozart had no lady love named Elvira Madigan,
and that the 21st is retroactively named because it was used as
background to the 1967 film Elvira Madigan. I'd never seen
the movie because though I was very much present through the
Sixties, I was engaged with Other Plans, and the Sixties and myself
just sort of passed each other as do Ships In The Night, with an
occasional "Hail!" and "Ho!" and "It's been real!"
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So
naturally I looked up the movie, which - again to my surprise - has
a basis in a real life 19th Century Scandinavian story of a young
circus performer who at age 20 fell in love - and vice versa - with
an aristocratic Swedish cavalry officer, 14 years her senior, who
happened to be married with two children. The age gap was not as
much as between my sixteen year old and myself, but it sufficed to
create an instant rapport.
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Until I
read the story. Elvira Madigan and Lieutenant Count Sixten
Sparre - an extraordinarily handsome name for an extraordinarily
handsome soldier - had a doomed affair via mail for a year, doomed
because he could not formally leave his wife and children. Then in
the late spring of 1889, he abandoned his family and ran away with
Elvira to a forest in Denmark. They spent a month together. When
they ran out of money, they packed a picnic and went into a secluded
forest. There they had their last meal and last moments together
after which the Count shot Elvira with his service revolver and then
shot himself.
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Now, I
fancy myself as a bit of an expert on True Love, something I pursued
for 50 years at the cost of everything else, and the instant I read
of their end, not only did red flags begin dropping all over the
place, alarms and sirens went off in deafening cacophony.
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After a
month their money runs out so they decide to kill themselves? This
made absolutely no sense at all. True lovers kill themselves only
when there is no way back for them. For example, Hero and Leander.
He nightly swam the Hellespont, a very hard, treacherous swim, to be
with Hero in her tower, and at daybreak he swam back, a superhuman
performance. One night he drowned as he approached her tower in a
storm, and Hero threw herself off a cliff to join him in death.
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Where was
the doom in running out of money? Couldn't the feller simply get a
job? She already had a job, with her circus. So you cant live
without her, shoot yourself, be my guest, but why would she agree to
a suicide pact?
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The alarms
were still going off when I read another Wikipedia article which
said there was controversy after the lover died. Her family said she
wanted only to get away from the circus and thought the Count was
her way out; that she full of fun and life and fancy free and would
not have wanted to die over a man; and that the position of the
bodies as found left open a suggestion the Count had shot Elvira as
she lay asleep. The implication is that the Count could not
live without Elvira, and the decision to kill her and himself
was unilateral. And please remember, Elvira was a circus performer,
and presumably one tough lady quite capable of looking after
herself. No doom here.
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So okay,
Wikipedia is not to be relied on for your doctoral thesis, but this
was a real life story and clearly there existed enough loose ends to
cast doubt on the notion of doomed lovers killing themselves rather
than face a future without each other. This quite apart from the
structural facts of the love affair itself, which has no indication
of doom.
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Myself, I
am also quite a tough customer in the matter of True Love, having
broken up with several True Loves during the course of my life, but
honestly, I was absolutely revolted and upset about the story. I
kept thinking "This is so wrong, he had no right to kill her.
Killing himself was his choice; what she chose to do after is her
business. This is not true love, this is murder and selfishness
carried to its logical extreme."
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It was
only when I decided to write about the story was I able to cope with
it.
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The moral
that Great Grandpa Ravi wants you, the reader, to walk away with is
this. If you really love someone truly, and things are not working
out, it is your duty to let that person go. That is the measure of
true love. Even if Elvira wanted to die with her count, it was wrong
for him to agree, and even more wrong to take her life. His duty to
her was to tell her to forget him, and at the minimum to escort her
back to her family and circus.
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He did not
live up to his duty. He was neither an officer nor a gentleman, and
no poster for True Love. He was just a cheap murderer, no different
from the men who kill their wives or girlfriends and sometimes,
horrifyingly, their children too, because they cannot bear to lose
them to another man, and then kill themselves to escape the
consequence of their murder.
0230 GMT March 7, 2009
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Sri Lanka The Army says rebels
are down to a strength of 400. They are trying to recruit to
increase strength to 4000, but that will not happen. Rebels control
45 square-kilometers and have some 122mm howitzers and 130mm guns in
the pocket.
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US Starts Moving Afghanistan Cargo
Through Russia Shipments originating at Riga on the Baltic have
begun. The cargo crosses Russia to Kazakhstan and thence to
Afghanistan. US plans to upgrade Temrez in Turkmenistan, the rail
terminal just across the Afghan border in the northwest to expedite
cargo movement.
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Infamous US Abu Gharib K9 MP Killed
In Afghanistan This is the MP who has his dog baring its fangs
at a chained, naked POW. The dog looks as if it is preparing to
attack and the POW is in a complete state of fear.
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The soldier was discharged from the Army
five years short of the time needed for a pension. He tried to
reenlist but was not permitted. He joined a private security firm
which sent him to Afghanistan with another dog to clear IEDs. His
vehicle ran into mines, killing him and the dog.
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The ex-soldier was said to be bitter
because, he said, he was only following orders at Abu Gharib and
believed he had been hung out to dry.
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We sympathize with the soldier, but the
average US serviceperson is well educated; he may be unclear on the
finer points of Geneva, but he should also know that unleashing an
attack dog on a chained prisoner is - shall we put it politely - not
standard treatment for POWs.
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That said, we find it difficult to
suggest what soldiers in such positions could have done. To say they
should have refused to follow orders they believed illegal misses
the point that the soldiers were repeatedly assured the orders were
legal. For a soldier not to obey a legal order is to land him in a
world of pain about which no civilian has the least knowledge.
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The correct procedure in such case is
for the soldier, as soon as possible, to quietly document
orders/conversations/events etc., and send the documents/recordings
whatever to a safe place. That way he has some cover.
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Indian Troop Offer For Afghanistan
We asked Mandeep Singh Bajwa, our south Asia correspondent, if
he had any follow-up on his story that India had offered the United
States 120,000 troops for Afghanistan. Mr. Bajwa replied that the US
knows about the offer, but Washington still has not decided to
abandon Pakistan. Until the US makes that decision, it cannot accept
the offer as accepting will destroy ties with Pakistan. The Indians,
says Mr. Bajwa, are confident the US will sooner or later take that
decision.
0230 GMT March 6, 2009
Bad News Day
Searched and found nothing of interest:
Washington Post, New York Times, International Herald Tribune, Aviation
Week & Space Technology, Haartez, Debka, Times of India, Dawn
(Pakistan), Jang (Pakistan), Der Speigal, Le Monde, BBC, Reuters, Times
London, Independent (UK), Corriere del Sera, RIA-Novosti, Asahi Shimbun.
No one can say we didn't try.
And we don't have anything to rant about
either.
Instead, here's a few random astrophysics
facts:
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How far away is the nearest universe?
Somewhere between one millimeter and the width of one atom says
brane theory.
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How can we live in a universe of five
or more dimensions and yet perceive only four? Since dimensions
higher than our standard three are hard for us to conceive, think of
an analogy. Take a section of an oil pipeline and put it on a level
plain. The pipe has three dimensions. But look at it from a
distance, and you will see just one dimension - a line. Come closer
and you'll see it has length and width. Come even closer, and you
see it has three dimensions - length, width, and depth.
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Entry to other universes via a Black
Hole Its generally accepted that a black hole warps
time-matter-space sufficiently that if you could survive travel
through one, you'd enter another universe. The problem is not just
the well-known problem that gravitational forces would rip you
apart, but light inside the black hole keeps bouncing around and its
radiation gets stronger with each bounce (we haven't figured this
one out). So the radiation will kill you even if you figure out how
to deal with the gravity.
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There is an exception, and it's called a
Kerr Black Hole, after the New Zealand astrophysicist of eponymous
fame. This black hole spins so slowly that you wont get ripped
apart.
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Each time you go around the inside of a
Kerr Black Hole you will enter a different universe. Think of an ant
on a spiral slinky: after each 360-degree circuit, the ant can jump
off and it will be in a different universe. (This analogy is ours,
and since we are not astrophysicists, it may be imprecise, but
it works.)
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Should you want to create a universe
in your kitchen you may need only an ounce of matter. (Don't ask
us to explain this one, but in theory you can create your own
universe in your kitchen. See
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19125591.500
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Other universes may have different
physical constants
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Light moved 1060 times
faster than today, immediately after the Big Bang This one
remains a bit of a puzzle to us; explanations welcome.
0230 GMT March 5, 2009
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Bangladesh Because the Army has
begun taking over border outposts from the paramilitary Bangladesh
Rifles, as a precaution India says it has moved a battalion of the
Parachute Brigade from its Agra base to Kaliakunda, a major airbase
in West Bengal.
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Sounds a bit odd to us: India is good
friends with the current civilian regime, and the Bangladesh Army is
not about to invade India, last we heard. India has several army
divisions in the East, why get the Bangladeshis upset and worked up
at a time the country is in an uproar, by moving troops in a
pointedly obvious manner?
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India Cruise Missile Test is
successful, after a January failure. The Brahmos missile is already
deployed with the Indian Navy, the air-launched version is to be
tested. We're assuming the Army version will replace the bulky,
liquid-fuelled Prithvi already equipping perhaps 3 Army missile
groups. The missile tested was for the Army and fire from a vertical
launcher. Range is 290-km.
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Titter There Twitter and then
there's Titter. Secretary of State Hilary Clinton deserves a Titter.
she has "warned" Israel over the latter's plan to expand
settlements.
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So, let's see. Israel has been expanding
settlements in occupied Palestine since when? Gosh, could it be
since 1967? And Israel is going to stop because Mrs. Clinton says to
stop? Who is going to make the Israelis stop the expansion, Mrs.
Clinton and which army? Titter.
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America Has No Monopoly On Lunatics
a favorite pastime of the world media - UK media foremost - is
to ridicule the bizarre things that happen in America. And heaven
knows, we in America see a lot of bizarre things. But here's one
from UK.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article5847911.ece
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The gent in question stabbed to death
one person and wounded others. When told one of the victims had
died, he told the police: "Yeah, sweet." He rejected notions of his
responsibility. He said the victims had run onto his knives.
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So, our friends in the UK: you see now
why the death penalty in the US is so popular. No one really cares
if it deters crime or not: sensible people armed with statistics
convincingly argue the case both ways. Its not deterrence people
want. Its vengeance, and Americans are honest about it. Come on now,
Brit friends: don't you want vengeance, just a little bit? Don't be
afraid to say yes, we wont think less of you. To want vengeance is
human, when the matter involves a remorseless killer.
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From Jonathon Coldspring On Interest
Rates You can be upset all
you want about low rates right now, but if you understood the
mechanisms at work you wouldn't blame the fed. Yields are a product
of demand and supply. The Treasury are the ones creating extreme
amounts of supply right now. Of course things are so messed up that
everyone is in panic and rushing to buy the treasuries. So despite
the excessive supply, rates are going to near zero right now because
of the free market, the Fed isn't doing a thing. Same thing with the
short term rate, the demand is so high that yields are naturally at zero.
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Now could the Fed actively try to force
rates higher? Maybe, but that would be bad. When they warn of
systemic failure, they mean it. The are aware of the problems you
cite, but consider far worse the consequences of the alternative.
The systemic failure is that perfectly well run banks are at risk of
going bust, lots of them, because there is no liquidity in the
system. It came close to seizing up entirely multiple times. This
doesn't mean that just the big bad investment banks go, but all of the community banks and conservative
banks that did nothing wrong. All of the business, small and large,
that depend on some degree of credit for daily operations (which is
all of them) would be at risk. Does it suck to bail out these
jackasses? Yes. The alternative is simply too dire to contemplate though.
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Much of this is the result of simple
accounting rules. As liquidity contracts and prices deflate rapidly,
firms that were holding investments/debt for the longterm are forced
to take mark to market losses on their balance sheets. This is not a
real cash loss, but it appears so on their sheet and can trigger
bankruptcy, or eliminate their ability to get credit for over night
operations. At the very least banks in this position become even less able to lend money to customers, deepening the crisis.
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The only solution is to get money
flowing again, and for that we need low rates. We also need to stop
the chain reaction before it spreads to totally viable companies
which means some regrettable bailouts. Does it suck? Yes, but to
paraphrase Dr. Strangelove, its a choice between two regrettable yet
distinguishable post crisis economies. One where we have 10%-12%
unemployment, and another where we have 30%.
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Oh and one more thing on the issue of
rates and mechanisms- The Fed only sets short term interest rates. These influence long term
rates, but there are other more powerful forces at work. My point is that retirees don't depend on ST bonds for retirement, they depend on
long term Treasuries which the Fed doesn't directly control, and one
could argue that their ability to influence these is limited at best. When treasury rates are low it simply means that the rest of the world wants to lend us money, so technically you should be blaming the governors of the rest of the world's economies for low rates.
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Editor But the rate cuts
haven't worked. So the Government wanted multi-trillion dollar
bailouts. That hasn't worked either. Government's solution? Double
the bet again. What happens if this doesn't work? We know what
common people are paying for the bad decision of at the Fed,
Treasury, Government, banks, car companies etc., But what cost is
being imposed on these lofty decision makers?
0230 GMT March 4, 2009
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Japan sending Aegis Destroyers of DPRK
Coast The
Kongo and Chokai, armed with the ABM interceptor the Standard 3, are
to station themselves off DPRK in the event Pyongang's satellite
launcher's trajectory takes it over Japan, advertently or
inadvertently. Japan says it will shoot down the launch vehicle if
it appears to be threatening Japan. Patriot batteries are also
involved in this exercise, should a point-defense interception
become neccessary.
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Analysts are overthinking this launch
and Japanese/US reactions to it. They say if the Japanese miss, it
will cast in doubt their ABM program. Hmmmm. Last we heard, the
program has been declared operational by the US, on a minimum
operating capability basis, not by the Japanese. The Japanese have
fired just twice against target missiles, "killing" one and missing
one. It is still an experimental program, even for the US. If there
is a miss, nothing will be lost.
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Then, say analysts, if the Japanese
fire, this will infuriate DPRK. Yawn. Does anyone care what this
rogue state thinks? If it doesn't want to be infuriated, let DPRK
make sure their launch vehicle goes nowhere near Japan.
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By the way, are we supposed to believe
that if the US was carrying out missile launches off Kamchatka or
the Soviets were testing of the Florida coast, neither side has a
right to be concerned for its security and that it should not take
precautions? So why should Japan not take precautions? You aren't
dealing with "normal" people when you talking about DPRK.
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Attack on Sri Lanka Sports Team: A
Touch of Hypocrisy? So the visiting Sri Lanka cricket team was
attacked by 12-14 gunmen in the heart of Lahore. Five police guards
and the driver of a following bus were killed; the bus with the team
was saved except for some injuries when the bus driver floored his
accelerator and drove straight through the ambush. In case anyone
cares, that the standard counter-ambush strategy soldiers are
taught.
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So all of a sudden, the world is focused
on terror in Pakistan outside of the NWFP and everyone is going blah
blah blah. Folks, where were you when ordinary Pakistanis are killed
every day in these attacks? Terror in Pakistan's heartland comes
into view only when foreigners are targeted, and is barely visible
when Pakistanis are attacked?
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Fatah-Hamas To work Toward
Reconciliation with the aim of a unity government. They are
meeting in Cairo.
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Another victory for Hamas. Till the
latest Gaza war, Fatah was working with Israel and US to get rid of
Hamas. Now Fatah is discussing joining hands with its enemy.
-
Wonder what will happen to all the aid
if a unity government is formed. Donors say they will give no aid to
a Hamas government because the movement is officially listed as
terrorists.
-
Meanwhile, Israel has filed a
complaint with the UN Security Council over the continued firing
of rockets. Israel has every right to complain. We accept the people
of Palestine are oppressed. That doesn't give anyone the right to
attack civilians. Just as the Israelis are wrong to punish the
Palestinian civilians, so is Hamas wrong to punish Israeli
civilians.
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Sri Lanka Army: 3-km to go The
Army says it took the key road junction in the last town which
remains with the insurgents, and that it has 3-km further to advance
before the town falls completely. This is the last insurgent
stronghold, after that its the jungle for them. even there, just a
few villages stand between Sri Lanka and the end of the insurgents
as an organized fighting force. It will back to Stage 1 - terror
attacks - for the insurgents.
0230 GMT March 3, 2009
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Bangladesh Army Revises Missing
Officers Downward saying initial confusion was caused because no
one knew how many officers were at the meeting on base. Now the toll
is 56 officers dead, 40 rescued alive, and 7 missing, i.e., 103
officers versus initial estimates of 135. But what the new figure
means is that many more wives of officers have been killed.
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SAM-14 In Afghan Taliban's Hands?
So US intelligence believes, after two missiles were found by
American troops. US believes Iran is shipping missiles to the
Taliban in Helmand province, where UK troops are in the lead.
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The West Is A Strange Country
First the west stood aside as Israel demolished Gaza. Then it
pledges $5.2-billion in recovery aid as guilt money. West seems to
be determined to say: "We hate those Hamas terrorists, but have
nothing against the Palestine people." West loves the Palestinians
so much that it does nothing about the economic blockade, which
prevents, among other things, import of cement and steel required to
rebuild. Rationale? The materials can be used to make Kassams.
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May we interrupt this orgy of
self-gratification West indulges in to ask a simple question? Why
are you rebuilding so that Israel can just bomb the place to dust
next time around?
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And the US heads the list of peculiar
people US gives billions in military aid every year so Israel
can do its "bombs away" trip. Then the US gives Gaza $900-million to
repair the damage.
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By the way, $900-million would give
$1500/month unemployment for a year to 50,000 families who do not
qualify for benefits for any number of reasons. Don't Americans
matter any more?
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Sure, hard times is no excuse not to
help other less fortunate. But when I help someone, I do it of my
own violation. Did the US Government ask me, just another Joe Shmuck
American taxpayer, if I want money to go to the Palestinians? No it
did not. And in truth, while when it comes to Palestine civilians I
am very anti-Israeli Government, I don't want money going to
Palestine when the Israelis are going to destroy everything the next
chance they get. If US Government wants to help the Palestine
people, why doesn't it force a solution on the region?
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US Government is give AIG ANOTHER
$30-billion. The reason ""Given the systemic risk AIG continues
to pose and the fragility of markets today, the potential cost to
the economy and the taxpayer of government inaction would be
extremely high," the Federal Reserve said in a statement."
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Dear Federal Reserve: I know I speak for
millions of Americans when I say to you: "Take your systemic risk
and stuff it somewhere unmentionable." I am no longer interested in
your stupid self-rationalizations. The Dow is heading south of 7000,
and all the retirees and near retirees who did the right thing by
saving money have been wiped out by your constant lowering of the
interest rate. After committing a few trillion as bail-outs, I now
have to be told that the US economy has become so dependent on
handouts that when the "stimulus" money stops, the US is going to
get into a second recession? So whatcher gonna do then? Print
another $10-trillion and default on the US global debt and put us
through 10% daily inflation?
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People keep saying that those who got us
into this mess should pay. In case it's escaped your Giant Minds,
this means also YOU, dear Federal Reserve. You all need to be set to
cleaning sewers for $6/hour, the level you bozos define as poverty
level in the US. You are simply just another part of the gross
corruption that has enveloped the US for the last 40 years and is
putting this country on track to becoming a bannana republic.
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I'm warning you: DONT MAKE ME COME THERE
AND WHIP YOUR STUPID BUTTS WITH A LIMP NOODLE. Take your face out of
the public trough and hie yourselves over to a poor country and dig
wells or something productive. You aren't worth the $150,000/year
or whatever you get paid.
0230 GMT March 2, 2009
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Bangladesh Mutiny Bodies
recovered now total 81, none of the remaining missing officers have
been found. Approximately 20 women, including officers' wives, are
also feared murdered.
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Bangladesh Army says it will establish
special tribunals to dry mutineers and those guilty of murder will
be executed.
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South Asia thrives on conspiracy
theories, but if we denote the depth of an average South Asia as X,
in West/East Bengal you have to go X4 . That said,
this theory as reported by the Times of India is a doozy. The
Bangladesh Prime Minister is said to have asked for FBI help because
some of the mutineers captured speak of a businessman who is close
to the Prime Minister's chief rival, and also close to Pakistan
intelligence. Phew. Our information is it is none of the above.
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A surviving officer says only a few of
the Bangladesh Rifles men were involved. Many BDR men tried to help
the officers.
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Incidentally, as the mutiny broke out,
several thousand men slipped away from the base because they did not
want to be involved in what was happening.
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Both facts above strengthen our theory
about the perps.
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Meanwhile, Bangladesh Army has in
custody and is looking for a total of 1000 suspects believed guilty
of arson and murder. Readers do need to realize that military court
martials are designed to very quickly squash mutinies or other major
disturbances. The standard of evidence required to hang a soldier is
much lower than in civilian court. A lot of blood is going to flow,
and our information is this too is part of the perps plans. In this
particular case, please note that the Bangladesh Army is going to be
victim, judge, jury, and executioner. The Army is in a state of
barely controlled rage. The prognosis for accused mutineers is not
good.
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Iran Has Material For One N-Weapon
says a senior US commander. The opinion is based on information
Iran now has 1000-kg for low-enriched uranium, around 3%, and is an
extrapolation assuming the material is further enriched, to 90%+.
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Alas, were it that simple. Take it from
your kindly Editor, Iran is not going to make a bomb out of that
amount of material.
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Are we saying there is no threat? Of
course there's a threat. If those fuel rods are used to feed a
plutonium production reactor, you could get a bomb. We're not saying
you get it from the assumed quantity of Low Enriched Uranium, but
presumably Iran will continue producing the stuff and sooner or
later it will have enough plutonium for a bomb.
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But those of us who have fantasies about
striking Iran, it looks as if we can just forget about that
happening.
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Rockets From Palestine Continue To
Hit Israel As of yesterday the count since the end of the Gaza
operation is 81, according to Debka.com's count. Jerusalem Post says
a heavier warhead/longer range version of the Kassam is being fired,
and in two cases Grad rockets, which are more powerful than the
Kassam's, were used.
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Meanwhile, as soon as Prime Minister
Olmert steps down he will be arrested to stand trial in a corruption
case.
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Ice Pack Correction While total
global ice pack is much the same as in 1979, the Northern Hemisphere
ice has diminished. We assume ice in the Antarctic has increased.
One reason we don't much broach the subject of global cooling vs.
global warming is this is a very, very technical subject and from
what we can tell, very few experts have a complete understanding.
There seem to be dozens of major variables, and a lot of dispute
about many of them. This field of knowledge seems particularly
vulnerable to quotation of selected data.
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For example, we just learned from
http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/
that the Northern Hemisphere routinely goes down each summer
by 10-million square kilometers: it starts at 13+, goes down to 3+,
and then climbs back up to 13+. And we know someone is going to come
right back and say: "Yes, but the thick old ice has been diminishing
for the last 40 years."
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Our position is simple: let's see what
happens by 2011-2013. If it's global cooling we need to worry about,
Editor has a solution: every human on earth will have to eat a
hundred kilos of black beans every day. and we know someone is going
to come right back and say: "Editor has the mind of a 6th Grader."
That might be the only correct fact that everyone can agree on.
0230 GMT March 1, 2009
We're supposed to be writing the daily
update but nothing seems to grab our interest. Bangladesh: more
bodies of officers found, including that of the wife of the Bangladesh
Rifles commander. Their teenage son is missing. Several bodies are
mutilated. Wives of army officers were assaulted. Zimbabwe:
another land invasion is taking place as the last of the white owned
farmed are seized by Mugabe's goons. We assume the Mugabe faction senses
the end is in sight and wants to loot as much as it can. Canada A
Russian Bear bomber was turned away from Canadian airspace by two
fighters hours before President Obama arrived. Russian embassy says it
sees no significance in the flight, which it says is routine. Venezuela President Chavez seizes all rice processing plants
because, he says, they are exploiting the people. Israel Prime
Minister Netanyahu makes no headway in his efforts to get Livni's Kadima
to join his coalition. Ireland Low budget airline Ryanair
considers a charge to use airplane bathrooms. Iraq withdrawal
Americans relieved by the deadline set by President Obama, are prepared
to see boost in Afghan forces. Pakistan President Zaradari
dismisses Punjab government after supreme Court upholds ban on Sharif
brothers (we'll talk about this tomorrow). Global warming US
casually says its satellites underestimated formation of Arctic ice by
an area equal to California; i.e., the ice is increasing. Meanwhile
other records show Earth has cooled slightly in the last ten years.
Another account says polar bear population increasing.
Yawn. This is even more boring than Editor's
geometry classes. The other day, five of his six sections agreed his
class was the most boring in school, but one section said there was a
science teacher who was even more boring. Editor's self-confidence
completely shattered.
So, unsurprisingly, Editor turns to
something more interesting, a theory that time has two dimensions, not
one. That is, time does not move in a straight line, but moves on a
plane. Thus, it is possible to go back in time and change events. Editor
is trying to figure out how to get on this plane, because he wants to
remedy his No Date on Saturday Night situation (or any other nights, or
days, or afternoons, or evenings, or mornings, or any time at all).
Problem is, as far as Editor can figure, is this a bit like a 2D
creature figuring there have to be other dimensions, but since he is
stuck on a 2D plane he can never experience the other dimensions.
Matters not helped by the theoreticians saying that for time to have two
dimensions, space has to have four, and then M-theory should have 13
dimensions, and not 11. Editor has just been able to get his mind around
the idea of a 5th Dimension (which is space: a 5D being can travel
instantly from any point in the universe to another without warping
space) and now people are creating problems again.
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